
DIRTY BUSINESS
Someone's got a lot of cleaning up to do ...
Introduction
This was a tale I dreamed up a few years
ago. I created a tough guy named Harry Holland and buried a
couple of drums of something nasty that
was seeping out in the groundwater and doing pretty horrible things to people.
My hero starts out in prison (minor crime, of course;
nothing lewd, shameful, sordid or embarrassing) and I put him
straight into a fight (just to get things moving). For the
next 140,000 words, the tale went this way and that way, and
all kinds of interesting characters began popping up, and
getting murdered. Maybe too many characters. It's hard to
say.
The story may never see a printing press. But you have
to develop whatever talents you have, and it's no great
shame to have a few unheralded manuscripts in the drawer.
Agents and publishers liked it - and continue to like
it - it in varying degrees, but all have rejected it for
various reasons. It might be that the novel is just rubbish.
But it might also be that it hasn't got a 'high concept',
and these days you can't get far quickly in the mainstream
fiction world without one of those.
Then again, my early query letter were naive
and amateur and lost me a lot of opportunities. Also, I was
so busy writing at the time that I wasn't always too careful about who I
approached. So I sent the novel out the way companies send out
pizza flyers.
Big mistake.
It's currently out there again being looked at. It's
always out there. Which is the only way to go. You have
to keep putting it under agent's noses and on editor's
desks. You have to 'campaign' your novels and work out
strategies. Occasionally you have to change the title to get
another shot at an editor or an agent who, hopefully, won't
spot the subterfuge (it helps to rework some of the copy
too, always improving it as your skills improve).
Meanwhile, here's a taste of DIRTY BUSINESS. I flatter
myself that I've come a long way since. All
feedback, good, bad, or
indifferent, is
welcome. Even editors need editing.
DIRTY BUSINESS
140,000 words
Plot: A
long time ago, some drums of a dangerous fertiliser were
buried
on wasteland, and forgotten. Now the land is a country park,
and the green slime is leaking. Tough guy Harry Holland,
currently helping out at a refuge in London's Camden Town,
discovers that a
very
slick killer has been hired to silence witnesses - while
some other East End killers are after Holland himself ...
Chapter One
FOR THE PAST MONTH
he’d been expecting it. Some
kind of physical assault. Or worse. Now it was coming. And
fast.
The
only wonder was that it had taken them so long to get down
to it.
All the warning signals were there. The furtiveness. The
coded mutterings to each other. The undisguised flashes of
hostility
focussed
ever more intensely in his direction.
They were becoming increasingly daring;
notably around the prison’s Victorian shower block where
space was at a premium and inmates habitually brushed up
against each other.
Three times in as many weeks as he’d leaned
over a morning sink — his face thick with shaving suds, the
air buzzing with the usual noisy pre-breakfast chatter —
he’d felt someone caress him. First his back. Then his inner
thigh. And then higher still. It could have been an
accident, of course. Only it wasn’t. And if he’d been in a
position to grab the offending limb he would have snapped
the arm off at the elbow.
No hesitation.
But one sly hand darting through a moving
wall of torsos was no easy catch. Besides, he was one, and
they were three. He was prey and they were predators. And
although he prided himself on his survival skills, he knew
that sooner or later (but probably sooner, imminently even)
serious and unavoidable trouble was coming.
It was in the air.
Now it was a warm Tuesday morning, July 2nd. They were
prowling the exercise yard and sizing him up again. He’d
privately dubbed them The Badd Ladds, so named after the
characters in some comic he’d read as a kid. Which comic
that was, he couldn’t remember now. It wasn’t important.
Except that those
Badd Ladds
had been funny. Hilarious at times. Whereas these guys were
anything but.
Prison, he understood, took some men that
way. He even sympathised with them. Up to a point. In the
outside world, these guys were probably broadly
heterosexual. On the surface, at least. Had wives, perhaps.
Kids too. Maybe a girlfriend tucked away somewhere for an
occasional hour of slap and tickle.
But in the inside world of locks and bars and
deadbolts, a different sexual dynamic takes over. And with
their normal physical needs frustrated, he knew some guys
will take their sex however they can get it. Through barter.
Through mutual
favour.
Or, if necessary, by force.
But not with him, he’d determined.
At least not while he was still breathing.
‘Got a light?’
It was one of the inmates. He’d sidled up on Holland’s left,
his head held low, a skinny roll-up between his lips. The
inmate’s name was Henry Slocombe; a tall, skinny,
prison-sharp drink-of-piss who did a small, but lucrative
trade in extra hard-core wank mags that came in through one
of the screws. Once the staples were removed and the pages
trimmed, the pussy was flogged off piecemeal returning as
much as a ten-fold profit on a five quid investment.
More if it was black or asian pussy.
Slocombe had the cell next to Holland and was doing five
years for receiving. Slocombe was okay.
‘How’s that again, my friend?’ said Holland,
unsure if he’d heard right.
‘A light, man. Match.’
‘Oh.’ He relaxed slightly. Gazed across the
yard. ‘Sure.’
He slipped a bookmatch from his trouser pocket. Plucked one
free and flicked it alight with his thumbnail. He didn’t
smoke. But he was wise enough to keep a few ciggies stashed
away here and there for currency purposes. He kept a
bookmatch too for much the same reason. Goodwill being the
best currency of all.
Cupping his hands around the flame, he
watched as the other tilted forward to snatch some fire.
‘Watch your arse,’ said Slocombe, speaking beneath his
breath.
‘Sound advice,’ replied Holland, never too
proud to accept such advice when offered in good faith.
‘And hey. One of them’s got a shiv.’
‘Which one?’
‘Roberts.’
‘You sure?’
‘Fucking certain, mate. Sold it to him.’
Roberts was a squat, nervous looking, angular
guy with a shaved head covered with amateur tattoos. He was
doing four years for armed robbery. Holland had already
noted that Roberts was left handed.
‘Thanks,’ he said.
Slocombe drew heavily and exhaled the smoke. ‘Can’t help you
when it gets rough. Got my own interests to watch out for —
and a business to run. You understand that, don’t you?’
‘I do,’ replied Holland, snuffing out the match and walking
off, stuffing the bookmatch away again.
He could feel Slocombe staring after him, but didn’t look
back. He was too busy scanning the yard, ‘placing’ inmates
who he felt were either liabilities or assets. He counted
twenty or so of the former, and exactly none of the latter.
Not that he expected any of them to wade in when the fists
started flying. The best he could hope for was that they
gave him enough space to do what he had to do to protect
himself.
Self
defence,
as he was apt to tell his pupils in the outside world, was a
fluid thing. Rule number one was to avoid getting into a
scrap in the first place. Rule number two was to get out of
it as quickly as possible. Rule number three was to carry
the action into public view.
Meaning, in this case, under the watchful
gaze of the screws.
Which was fine advice in principle. Only
suddenly there weren’t any screws. Not one. Five minutes ago
there had been four warders talking amiably with the inmates
and/or barking orders at whoever was doing something he
ought not to have been doing.
But now they were gone. Just like that.
A less cynical man might have concluded that
they’d simply all chosen that moment to take a leak or grab
a cup of tea. But Holland knew better. Men could be bought,
both in and out of prison.
He strolled across the asphalt to more open ground, aware
that the tension was ratcheting up. It was spreading like a
bad smell around the exercise area and telling all the
inmates hanging around there that something heavy was about
to go down, that they’d better stay clear because it was
time for the new guy, the cold fish, Mr
Harry-fucking-Holland to be reminded exactly where he is in
the pecking order.
Which was at the bottom.
And then it happened. The Badd Ladds began manoeuvring for
position. An arena was formed. Holland suddenly found
himself standing alone in a rough circle of men all waiting
to see how the new fish handled himself.
He felt alone.
Exposed.
He spun round on his heel, not afraid, but
alert. Hands at the ready. If there any way out of this, he
would have taken it. But the only option was surrender. And
that was no option at all.
He looked across at where the Badd Ladds were now standing,
a tight triangle of men, their hands at the ready, their
eyes filled with hope and brutal lust. He looked the other
way and saw, beyond the circle, that there was nothing but a
narrow brick alcove that the screws occasionally used as a
snoophole, and beyond that a wall that was perhaps thirty
feet high.
That, suddenly, was the size of his world. Reduced. And
highly volatile. He looked at the Badd Ladds again.
‘You don’t want to do this,’ he cautioned.
‘Oh yes they fucking well do,’ said a voice
in the crowd.
‘Dead meat,’ said someone else.
‘Fishy, fishy,’ said another.
Holland took a deep breath and braced
himself for the assault.
He
didn’t have to wait very long.
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